Once upon a time there lived someone named Emily. She was the chief of all blueberries. She was only in the fifth grade though. So, for PE she had to run through a train staion, up and over a mountain, and back to the gym SAFELY! She has already run through a train station and she was on the top of the mountain getting ready to come down when she noticed a herd of blueberries. Not any regular blueberries though. She went way back with them...They went to pre-school together! BUT, they betrayed her in one crucial way. They ate her snack that her mom had prepared for her in her in the morning that day. So now, it was her time to get back at them once and for all! She carefully took out her spoon...Don't forget the bib, and ate them slowly so that they could die a long and painful death. To this day, no one has ever seen those delicious blueberries on a hike...AGAIN!
THE END!
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Blueberry Pie
Well...There I was...On the top of my kitchen table...Looking down at my forever friends...The Blueberries! They were so...YOUNG! Why them? Why not me...The Chief of ALL the blueberries! It is said that if ALL your friends don't make it out alive then...You go down with your ship! BUT...That has changed. I wasn't on a ship so i thought it wasn't relevant in this situation. I took on last glance at them and took out a random fork. They looked tasty...Really tasty! So...I ate them!
THE END!
THE END!
The Tragedy of a Pack of Blueberries!
I came home from school yesterday and saw the fridge wide open. Why was it wide open...There was NOBODY home! I slowly convinced myself to walk over there...mysteriously to add suspense! It looked so...so...odd. And empty! BUT, there was one thing inside that hollow, brown fridge that i have gotten frostbite from 3 times...A bowl! FULL OF BLUEBERRIES! So...i went to the cabinet, pulled out a pack of sugar and ate those babies right up!
THE END!
THE END!
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